This soft, midweight crewneck brings playful confidence to relaxed days. "Retired: Not Tired" is printed in bold, vintage-inspired lettering with cheerful accent swashes that pop against the dark fabric.

The classic crew cut and ribbed collar settle in comfortably for mornings on the porch, errands with friends, or quiet afternoons with a good book.

Thoughtful construction: flat seams, durable double-needle stitching, and a tear-away label, means it wears like a favorite right away. It feels lived-in without losing structure, and the bright graphic keeps conversations and smiles coming wherever the day takes you.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; embroidery available on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
- Colors available in Black or Tan
- Sizes S-4XL

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Complete the gift with the matching Retired 2026 ornament.